Lost in all the talk about the refs blowing every call and the Heat accidentally forgetting to win and the Pacers lucking into an accidental victory that shouldn't count because Stephenson is flopper who took advantage of poor innocent James on that screen is that the Pacers are putting the Heat through fucking hell.

What about the Mongooses? That's a cool name; the Fighting Mongooses.

I can't speak for the rest of Indiana, but I can speak for my father, an old Hoosier, and COMPLETELY unable to move on from Bobby Knight's firing. He actually left his longtime church a few years ago when the pastor made a joke about Knight, you know, being a violent asshole. I still remember the joke and seeing dad…

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I HEAR YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT ONLY THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUES OF THE DAY. WOULD YOU MAKE AN APPEARANCE ON GRUDEN TALK, IF INVITED?

Jason, do you have a good relationship with your father?

You're a miserable fraud and a hack entertainer who's been doing the same shtick for 40 years, and your owe a charity $50K, you fucking asshole. That's my question.

You're a miserable fraud and a hack entertainer whose been doing the same shtick for 40 years, and your owe a charity $50K, you fucking asshole. That's my question.