seriously, just close your office door or make a cardboard fort and enjoy this.

5 minutes of frustrated grunting followed by an hour of crying?

I was watching the news this morning when the news-reader said, “He’s in a black sedan,” and showed the picture. I turned to my wife and said, “Why can’t they say it’s a black 1999-2000 Hyundai Elantra?”

LOVED the touch by the very end, when the car passes a black stallion.

Good point. He’ll be resurrected, if for no other reason than he’ll some day be the lone member of the Swiss Comedy Hall of Fame.

The real prestige is in Jalopnik Brown

And AWD, since we’re talking Outback-type stuff.

As soon as I read “New York City” I thought of Ocean Parkway. No one really does 25 anyway, except for permit-wielding me.

“Saab’s best idea was to mount a joystick in the center of the car.”

Who can blame Madrid? Allardyce is now on the market!

Don’t forget Cornwall!

A good segment. Great, in fact.

I strongly recommend Stranger Than Fiction. My sister-in-law, who loathes Ferrell as being a buffoon, loved it. Mostly because she didn’t realize he was in it until we’d sat down to watch it.

I’m not a NASCAR fan, but it seems impossible to not like Dale Jr. He takes all the media attention and pressure and rolls with it. He also gets that fans are the name of the game. I’d buy him a beer.

Lamborghini Murcielago with rare 6 speed manuel....

Just chuckled at the thought of stockbrokers on quaaludes trying to unlock these things at 4AM...

this is the greatest thing in all of human existence!!!!!!!

Summer '88 I'm having dinner with my boss at Ditka's restaurant in Chicago. I'm an easterner just moved to Chicago and my dad is a huge Mike Ditka fan, so naturally I'm excited when in walks coach with his entourage and sits down just a few tables away. It isn't long before a small line forms behind the man; patrons…