you don't freeze ice, you freeze water.

"Fuck the Kings."

And then there is the Brotherhood without Boners.

Fuck putting this on Jalopnik. I like machines as much as anyone but hate how cavalier this is toward taking of human lives.

That look of drunken exhilaration and zero coordination and blind luck is incredibly Midwestern. We all recognize it. My drunk uncle stepped backwards off a deck yesterday, stumbled like he had been shot, and then made the same face as that woman when he didn't spill his beer. It was magical.

An uncle of mine *almost* bought one. He had been a Honda guy throughout his entire life. His first car was a first-gen Accord 3-door, which got him through college, and lasted almost 250k miles of moronic adolescent abuse. His next car was another Accord, bought in 1987. When he got a huge promotion, he wanted to…

My dog Hrbark will love it. The guy really knows how to lift a leg.

I think this is great for the Browns. The fanbase, and the whole city really, should be fired up.

HP Touchstone Charging Dock

Michael - Being trolled by Jalopnik on April Fool's Day will be one of my greatest memories. Kris @ Aristocrat Motors

So you are a FIB, eh?

Remember that time he made that speech and starts off trying to show solidarity and they all laugh because dude just said "I am a Mercedes."

Take just the Miura, Countach, and Stratos, and you have 3 of the prettiest, most striking and lustworthy cars ever made. And a long, long list of other incredibly pretty and advanced cars, like the X1/9, Iso Grifo, Alfa Montreal, BAT7 and GTA, Khamsin, Quattroporte II, Citroen BX and XM, Lamborghini Diablo, and the…

"...then with my double barrel shotgun
and a whole box of shells
we'll celebrate the 4 of july
we'll do 100 mph
spendin' someone elses dough
and we'll drive all the way to reno
on the wrong side of the road"

Once, in college, while procrastinating studying for some overly specific elective on an engineering topic I knew I'd never touch again, I came across a book that looked interesting. (Here: http://www.amazon.com/Lost-Twin-Citi… ) being a native of the Minneapolis/St. Paul area I was fascinated and didn't examine the…

They give him the 6:30-6:50 shift when fatso gets done yelling at people for the day, then you have to wait through a terrible Nets, Devils or fuckawful college game (WITH interminable post-game shows), and finally, you get a couple of hours of good HUMOR and with the LAUGHTER and all of your calls and you know…

Sorry. No autographs. :)

Another 'mini' version of a larger ugly thing...it's like a giant mechanical dinosaur ate a CrossTour, CR-V, Accord and MDX and puked this little shit box out and it'll file aimlessly into the herd of other boring/bland mid-sized, semi-egg shaped things that people have been told they should buy. No, the general…

Zee Sport Pack and Zee Manual Transmission. I can't see those letters standing for anything else.