That play had a happy ending

I’m calling “Distinctive Feline Emblem” as a band name. Piss off, pretenders!

I once had a girlfriend buy me Bengals gear because she thought they were my favorite team. That was her other boyfriend. And that's how I found out she was cheating. Fuck the Bengals.

Because if I were wheelchair bound and it was a choice of this or a van, guess which one I am choosing? That’s right, hand me the sawzall.

I always think of Tom Pryce when there’s an accident of this nature. Really hope that Wilson is okay. I doubt the nosecone weighs much more than the spring that hit Massa, but Felipe was a bit lucky that it was a bit of a glancing blow.

I hate the jellybean styling but damn if the Mirage doesn’t appeal to my 90s econobox sensibilities. Hell yes race the crap out of them, I want to see these skittering around a track as though I dumped Skittles into a frisbee and swirled it around.

Great catch, but does Rizzo really need to be patting himself on the back like that in public?

I love laughing at the Browns. However, when I see a Browns fan, I just feel sadness and pity. This coming from a Vikings fan...

Vo-la-re, woo woo woo woo!

Soccer has this frustratingly fluid tension that Americans can’t stand. We like our sports to have distinct units of play with pass/fail outcomes. A pitch is a strike or a ball. The batter is out or gets on base. The pass is completed, intercepted or dropped. You get a first down or fail to. A basketball play succeeds…

I once found a birthday card in an envelope, sealed and addressed but without postage.

A dildo. It was a fresh trade-in and the car was a total pig sty, the girl just traded it in trash and all. Full of all kinds of crap. I also found a phone charger and about $7 worth of change.

This episode highlights a few important facts about car repair.

Not many people know that Minneapolis built a speedway that could have easily eclipsed Indianapolis. There was a 500 mile race in 1915. The track itself had grandstands to accommodate 100,000 people. It was a banked, concrete, two mile oval and was billed as the fasted track in the world at the time. Barney Oldfield,…

Gizmodo: Chrome uses too much RAM.
Jalopnik: RAM uses too much chrome.

Nah, seein as it’s special circumstances and all, they’re gonna knock $100 off that Trucoat.

Z4 GC

I love that shade of blue on *any* car. PS: I happened to have had the chance to drive the facelifted RS7 in a similar shade of blue this weekend, check it out.

(Apologies for gloating but I was (and still am super excited about it) so excited that I screamed like a girl every time the car was revved for the first 1…

It lives on in the “Furai-inspired” styling of my 2012 Mazda5.