Why the fuck did this get 10 stars? This is terrible.

"(This is a joke. I have to make it clear because I don't want Jonathan to file a report.)"

How is that the coaches? I'm sure the coaches told him to bat it down, but players are selfish and stupid. You see it in every sport at every level; guys want stats, guys want to make highlights, guys want to brag about what they did. They were probably jawing back and forth with the receivers all day and wanted one…

The Leghorn Foghorn being murdered part did me in. Bravo, Yahoo.

Yea I know I'm going to be the minority here but whatever. Over the last week the Martin camp releases tidbits of damming evidence late night against the Dolphins after they were pummeled in the court of public opinion, but everybody eats that up. Incognito does this and people are already finding ways to discredit…

These are always the worst. First, how common is the phrase "Every LSU player remembers New Orleans?" I mean, I get it — Sugar Bowl loss. But that's your insult, Bama fan? And to put it within the always-fail vertical ESPN scroll, which invariably begins with "Every" and always pushes at least one letter to the middle…

For someone who was considered a malcontent for the first few years of his career, Brandon Marshall has become a tremendously thoughtful, insightful representative for the league. I greatly admired his demonstration of support for mental health issues during the Susan G. Komen marketing bonanza, and now this. Kudos…

I dunno, you tell me

Nope.

Yes.

The word I was looking for is "fundamental" but I'll settle for boring.

Even their alley-oops are boring.

Surely you see the difference between:

It's sometimes difficult to tell with comments in the greyzone whether they're jokes or people who seriously believe the shit they're spewing.

Black mold can cause severe respiratory problems that can kill full-grown, healthy men and women. It's not "dirt" — it's a toxic substance. If you went to work every day and had to breathe asbestos or formaldehyde, you'd protest too, and probably sue the shit out of your employer if they didn't fix it. Those kids are…

I"m pretty sure college football players, especially broke down Grambling players, don't get paid squat.

If there's anything that showcases the professionalism of a university, it's the school's PR director getting in a fight with the head of the student newspaper, whom the university then fires because it doesn't like what he tweets.

Grambling journalism — get excited!

Were you trying to set a world record for most strawmen and false equivalences in a single sentence?

I'm sorry but people need to stop acting like beers have solid good centers. If I want a beer, I'm just going to rip it from your hands. Unless it is a kid or some other small percentage feel good story I cannot feel sorry for someone who didn't get to drink one of the thousands of beers that have made their way into…

Our theory was that he only had one dance planned for the game so he panicked on that second one and went for the dunk, then afterwards decided he better come up with something in case he got in for a third. He's like a giant puppy. We love him.