Not a valid comparision as the Jags don't have players that other teams want.

to be fair, a few of those players have turned out to be pretty good once they got to play for a different team

Swore to gahd that Barkevious Mingo was a name from Key & Peele's skit(s)....and they did get Joe Haden! I'm sure they'll trade him next for some magic beans

A question:

Any idea what happened to the DeSoto after the Sox bought their own hotel? I imagine the lovely folks of Sarasota weren't exactly sending tenants the Wachtels' way . . . .

Thanks for this, Alex and Tommy. Great stuff.

Nice headline with the "now" implying that somehow there has been a changing, evasive narrative here. You guys rightly take ESPN to take outlets to task for creating bullshit, self-sustaining "stories". Bring the evidence or look in the mirror.

Are we really this desperate to smoke out potential homophobia anywhere it could possibly be in the NFL? Take off the tinfoil hat deadspin. It is just as likely that it was about money.

Isn't it just tragic that we white people actually have to think about the things we say now?

Oh fuck off.

Oh I get it. Because they're black and Chappelle is black. Heavens forbid other black comedians trying to be funny.

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This reminds me of the time where I got punked by the drunk driver that crashed into my car. He got me BIG TIME.

I kept waiting for the payoff, but stealing jerseys off a restaurant wall is stupid, and acting like douchebags after the fact makes it even worse. And this doesn't exactly qualify as a prank. It's a theft.

Jesus christ these guys are assholes. Like, when did stealing things constitute a "prank"? God I hate this. I hate it so much.

How old were these yahoos when they stole the shirts? In their 30s?

I can't believe I just wasted 5 minutes reading this. How exactly was Mike V. pranked? So these two douche bag hack comedians steal from a restaurant and then act like it's funny. If I was Mike V. I would have hunted them down and drop kicked them both in the balls.

I come out of this having more respect for Vanderjagt that I did coming in, so I'm not quite sure the article conveyed quite what you thought it would...

Oh, I get it. Its funny because...well...ok, I guess I don't get it.

Sadsack Deadspin Reader Punked into Reading Stupid Article about Two Sadsack Drunken Comedians Who Committed a Felony - TWICE - Against Idiot Kicker Who I Almost Feel Bad For Now

This doesn't seem like a "prank". If someone got hit in the face with a pie or a never ending string of handkerchiefs came out of the frame, then I think that'd be a prank. This is just theft of someones personal property.

SICK "PRANK" BRO(S).