Last week I wrote some hedged shit about my uncle who drank himself to death waiting for a Cleveland win that you’ll never read, but then I realized I just made that up.

Some perspective on how historic this is:

Is that kid in blackface or did they make the only black kid in school a slave?

Not that it really matters tbh, it’s awful either way

I wonder when you’ll run out of ways to describe him.

Yes, it reminds me of my favorite German joke: Pushing someone down into the mud and laughing at them.

Talk about Dildo on the field

Gronk’s 69th Touchdown Party is starting a tad early.

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What do you think, I know what the hell I’m doing? I’m hypermiling a Dodge Viper. Obviously this is the kind of thing only an idiot would do.

true that dude isn’t doing the moose test the right way... right into it. The way toyota engineered their truck to do. Plus if the news was right, a lot of these will have terrorist sitting in the bed, a moose maneuver should throw a couple off... that is a good thing. No fix needed.

A moose once bit my sister. No realli!

This is why the best off road equipment is usually designed in Australia. The True bull bar bumpers (not the goofy chrome things sticking out from under the bumper) were intended to protect a vehicle enough so you aren’t stranded when and if you hit a large animal out in the middle of nowhere in an environment that…

Part time 4WD is always making excuses about how it can’t find any full time 4WD work, but we really know its because it spends all its time smoking pot and playing video games......

My saturn has a light on the dash to brag about the ABS all the time

Hey, they are just letting you know what the entire interior is made of

In your face part time 4wd and other inferior wheel drives!

Don’t even get me started on this one.

Are you sure about that? If you’re car has one of these:

As a dealer employee, I can say with absolute certainty it’s FAR more common for a car owner to try to trade in a car with deceptive badging than it is for a dealer to try to sell a car as such. In the last couple years I’ve seen:

- A “JCW” Mini with single right-size exhaust and no hood scoop (looked under the hood,…