Next evolutionary psychology will tackle this concept called "fun".

It's a memoir, and his life has been amazingly interesting. Food is obviously a huge part of it, and he talks about how his different locations influence his food, and the restaurant industry. But it's just the story of his life. It's really excellent, I would definitely recommend it.

Paula - one question before you fade away into the sunset, as will surely happen to your career after all this blows over, can you tell me WHY what you said was wrong or perhaps WHO you're apologizing to? Do you know? I'm getting the feeling that you don't. And although your pained expression and pitifully desperate…

Because she truly doesn't see color.

Maybe she would have shown up if Al Roker was wearing a black bowtie with that white suit.

Please, it isn't feminists against everyone else. See the bigger picture here.

I admit it's completely possible that these people's apartment looks like a Maze of Death for babies inside. But then again, it's also possible that baby is at that cusp of learning to climb and stand, and the parents missed that she was able to get up there. Sometimes little kids are sneaky buggers.

Yeah, that's a very specifically observed thing, so it's good. Most of them give no indication the guy has actually ever been in a relationship with a woman, because the observations are so generic they could just be things he remembers from watching Caroline's Comedy Hour on A&E in the 90s.

Okay, normally I'm all about people helping people, but for god's sake with these, no. Help your friends by quietly burning all information associated with these shoes.

I can't fathom why anyone would want these shoes.

The man has to be seen to be believed. He has both evil and good roles, but really what he is best at is his oh so sensitive wobble cry face. I die everytime.

I'm on my phone now and can't search but try the CDC- I seem to recall seeing somewhere that only 1.5% of abortions occur after 20 weeks and most of those are due to fetal abnormalities incompatible with life.

According to the CDC, about 1.3% of abortions happen after 21 weeks.

Oh, nicely done! I am duly impressed.

I'm kind of baffled as to where you're getting "hurling insults." I wrote a headline (after the author of the piece specifically suggested someone do so), then pointed out that it took very little time and that, unlike the author, no one is paying me to do it. It wasn't a commentary on how much better I am than the…

If I told you, I'd have to—well, I don't know—probably provide an unnecessarily long-winded explanation.

...what, you were expecting something else?

I, for one, welcome our hot new cyborg overlords.

Dude has a billion fans. I don't get it, but dude is the shit.

Dude can get it, all of it.