Mine too! (My husband's shoulders, I mean.) Yet, none on his face. Hmm. I now want to go back and study boyhood pics of his cute face, maybe he had them and they've magically disappeared.

I am in love with her face, but it has also helped me realize something: I remember freckles being fairly common in my male and female peers in, say, middle school... and yet, not so much with my current contemporaries.

Faith, man. It's some complicated shit, whatever flavor of religious ice cream you're licking.

"After this, the body is exhumed and examined."

Yup, that's my Texan husband's philosophy (minus the nutter part, some of his favorite family branches are living in the "proper South").

I also have wondered if she feels fully secure in her relationship, given her story with her husband and his situation with Linda Evangelista.

Ha ha, true fact: my package delivery woman has never seen me wearing clothes.

"Amelia's 8-year-old son has been calling Darren Criss "my boyfriend" since he was 6. On Criss's recent tour, he finally got to meet him. You should read the whole thing."

I like to envision the entire Modern Fam writing staff sitting around, working on breaking an ep, and then they have some sort of Trump Alert/Bat Signal that lets them know when Trump has tweeted a reply to Zuker... at which time they all break and gather around and have fun thinking of the best insult with which to…

Absolutely! Also, occasionally, it is the worst thing about working from home. Like, when you catch a glimpse in the mirror. Or get mocked by your package delivery guy.

I know!! He looked kinda crushed when it took me a while to assemble my, "ohhh, yaaayyy!" face.

The funny thing is, they're basically just old/cheap denim jeans with no lycra inside, and no zipper.

DO BOTH.

My. Husband. Bought. Me. These.

Wait, is she wearing some kind of... bra-necklace? I'm not seeing things, right — she's wearing a chain that also goes down in a straight line of "cleavage" and then splits and separates somehow to draw a line of "underboob"?

He was always on my radar as a comedian, but I think the moment he became "visible" to me as a talented actor was in an episode of Dollhouse, of all things. He really owned his scenes.

Well, not by virtue of existing, but by virtue of existing... with a penis.

Oh dear god, that made my day. I'm sorry you had to receive it, but thank you for sharing it!

Well, his abdication of personal responsibility makes it so much easier to always paint himself as the wronged party, right? I've known these people, can't win with 'em.

Also, speaking for those of us who are creative writing professionals: please do not send us unsolicited copies of your manuscript/screenplay/outline/"killer idea".