My main reaction to all of this?

Pssst. I don't think that the article will provide you with much comfort on that front...

I have an associate who represents me in business, and she speaks SO QUICKLY that it's very hard to follow her conversation on the phone. It's caused me to lose confidence in her as a rep. But it has *also* made me aware of the fact that I can also speak a bit too quickly at times, something I now consciously try to…

Then they would have done her butt/thighs, too. I actually find the body types in these spreads (heh) comparatively refreshing.

In the first pi, definitely, but she seems to be doing it again in the last one?

Is standing with your legs a foot apart a pregnancy thing? I truly can't remember.

I now owe you a Buddy Christ.

Seriously, where has it been hiding??

I can't look away. That new white sparkly ensemble thingy is great, but that old "leather-gladiator-romper-meets-lace-crotch-doily" getup is way too Fredericks of Hollywood for Bey.

That "Do you even lift tho?" is my favorite thing I've ever seen since having eyes.

What does that mean? Did I somehow miss an old gossip piece (or bit of his speaking series) where Reese and Smith existed in the same anecdotal universe?? Must! Know!

I know this is anecdotal, but I'll share it with you in case it's at all soothing to hear: I'm a writer as well, have been fortunate enough to be successful from the start, and thus have never had a "day job" or any other distraction from my craft. Parenting and marriage seemed toxic to me as well, so avoided both…

Happy to help! It's an enjoyable little quiz, not least because it helps normalize non-vanilla sex and in the process makes the quiz-taker feel much more comfortable with any kinks they might have. I mean, no matter your proclivities, you're guaranteed to find SOMETHING on that quiz that is "weirder", and that…

!@@$$% Kinja ate my reply. I'll try again:

This will sound flippant, but I'm being genuine when I say my first reaction to your description was, "ummm, I always thought that was just called Good Sex??" ;-))

I'll just gently suggest that you may be going about this in a backwards fashion. We all have our own process, but I would say that every strong and worthwhile character that I have ever created (in my 15 years of doing this for a living) came to me. It feels a bit artificial and constructed to try to choose the…

I'm confused. I'm all for criticizing if an alternate approach is being suggested (that I perhaps missed?).

Is Guest on twitter by any perverse chance?

Oh my cheese, that last sentence is gold. I now must officially watch this thing. Preferably whilst high.

Money means she doesn't have to.