I can't unsee it now. In that gif, it erhmm...undulates! Thrusts, etc.

They aren't the same cookies in Canada. At all. Just two shitty varieties when I was a kid, one vanilla and one chocolate.

Wait... what? I can't make it out... is that a giant purple shlong and balls? And why is a keebler elf motorboating it?

I am not a fan of cupcakes.

Gah, I wish I could find a link!! "Swarthy" always makes me think of the old John-Lovitz-playing-Dukakis SNL skit, where his character tried using his ethnic heritage to get "everyman" points with voters:

(I keep thinking, "He's going to make them dirty and the baby needs to put his mouth on them!")

I'm going to assume that that is coincidental until it's proven otherwise, but my god, what a fucking horrible coincidence.

Personally, I'm worried about "Tyty"'s friends.

Oh I know, and completely agree. This is just my kneejerk (and, I fully recognize, not overly helpful) human need to try and find a more specific target.

I think that's where I heard the VIP-section mention, possibly?

Thank you for that link. Now an even bigger fan of Mr. Oswalt.

I believe it was reported that the explosions took place "close to" the VIP section of observers.

I realize that this is just a theory of yours (and glad you couched it that way) but it's an interesting one because it feels as plausible as any other, right now. I hadn't even thought of the tax connection.

I miss mah boob-bayyyyys!!

Eep. Thanks for the clarity on this. No doubt they, themselves, are aware of the risk and spoke anyway, which is even more commendable.

Damn (and thanks). I was worried it might be a browser issue, but thought I'd have heard more complaints by now if so, given how many people use Chrome.

Anybody else have sizing/formatting issues on kinja?

Tonight, make thyself a mother-strong hot toddy, girl. Fresh lemon juice, good honey, and a big slug of woodgrain alcohol of your choice, with hot water if you need it.

"So if I’m the woman and he’s the man, then yes, that’s the dynamic."

I enjoy being submissive in my marriage. Some consensual hair pulling, a little spanking here and—