Absolutely nothing about substance addiction or self-destructive behavior appears glamorous to me, and I'm completely confused as to how & when that became part of the narrative.

They took ourrr jaahhhhhhbsss!!

"Snipes belonged to a group that challenged the government's right to collect taxes. U.S. prosecutors say he failed to file returns for at least a decade and owed millions of dollars in back taxes."

As someone who arguably has a "beloved housekeeper" (more accurately she's our nanny/domestic overlord and savior) I found the wording slightly awkward, but not based on any assumptions about race. It was more about the subtle insertion and clarification of class. It just felt unnecessary.

Oh, that TOTALLY needs to be a thing...

Oh crap, that made me laugh my ass off. (Fortunately, it's the first editions she was speaking about.)

Welllll, then. I will look into it, and then I suspect it may be "mysteriously missing' from her book pile, soon. Thanks for the heads up!

Definitely objectively good look, and has a natural charm, and I tend to enjoy projects he associates himself with... and yet, I can't find myself attracted to him. Ditto: Brad Pitt, TomCruise (pre-couch), RDJ, Will Smith, Johnny Depp, Ryan Gosling, etc.

I had to turn off Moonlight Kingdom. Unbearable, for so many reasons.

Yessss. You have promised Ava NICE THINGS, Boyd!

Wait, what?? We have that boon in my kiddo's room right now. What's the value?

It sounds like you are on a really good path. This pleases me, Interwebs Stranger! Hope it continues getting better from here, for both of you...

THANK GOD. Oy. My heart's actually beating a little faster for you while reading that.

Fuck, I'm sorry, girl — I'm getting sympathy pains in my stomach because I remember those feels so well. Life is going to feel like it's in slo-mo until you hear from him and can breathe again. I've honestly blocked some stuff out from when I was going through this and can't recall if my friend was actually pt in a…

Does he have a job he should be at tomorrow morning that you can call? Or does he maybe live in a building with an on site building mgr/landlord/concierge? If so, given his history and your closeness, I think it would be acceptable for you to contact one of those people in his building, tell them you have a family…

Yup. I was crazyy old and super picky. Then I met an amazing guy in another state while visiting friends. I knew I was only going to be there a few more weeks and loved the idea of my first time being a no strings attached "summer fling" so that I could leave before getting too emotionally attached. Target…

There is also a chocolate-glazed or jelly filled joke in here somewhere that I refuse to make. Must... resist...

Is she double jointed, do you know, or is that a weird camera angle illusion? It reminds me of a scene in a very bad Steven Segal film decades ago, where the hero snapped the baddy's arm backwards.

My mother taught me withholding of promised donut holes led to marriage.

Um, I don't know if that is a general meme or a selfie, but A) that red is delicious and B) WTF IS WITH THAT ARM??? Since when is Slenderman a girl ginger? Bah. Nightmares tonight.