She is basking in the glow of being desired. Also, she is basking in the glow of her blazing garage.

It’s classist, but like most things with an “ist” or “ism”, people from the group it is referring to use it to describe themselves (often humorously) or to do this very nuanced thing to differentiate themselves (good, and thus not the thing) from those who are in a similar situation but worse (thus, the thing).

Must be a regional thing. I'm from WA state and I regularly refer to my redneck/white trash family members as such.

No, they’re derogatory. And in the South, derogatory things ARE said casually. Sometimes there’s a beverage involved such ask, “You know Charlotte, she’s a two-bit whore, would anyone like some lemonade?”

Nah. The most offensive slur to white people is 'racist.' If you call them that, they seethe with rage and denial

I love how she proudly points him out twice as “My husband”. Useful too, otherwise I would’ve assumed the fire rousted a hobo out from under the garage.

I like how the reporter stumbles a bit over forming a question after she says her cousin started the fire because of his unrequited love. Like “Oh shit, where do I go with this?”

I MISS THEM ALL!!!!!

My now deceased grandmother-in-law was 93 and dating three different men. She (apparently) was a catch because she had her original hips, if you know what I mean.

I can’t even imagine a place where bringing a child on a first date would be considered remotely appropriate. Yeah, nothing says parent of the year like using your visitation time to get your groove on. Jesus.

STDs run rampant through independent/assisted living centers.

Get yours, ladies

My Pilates instructor is 62 and a ballroom dancer. Last week there was a substitute instructor giving her and her 75 year old husbeau their weekly lesson. The young instructor said something along the lines of “You need to move with passion. Use your hips. Remember what it was like to make love.” After she picked…

Is that all you’re saying?

Get a binder full of women. Give them peas.

Carry a bag of peas. Leave a pea wherever you go.

As a bibliophile, this method of organisation pains me physically.

I’ve had an inkling or two to take a couple days off work and spend a 4 or 5 day weekend doing some kind of cleanse where you just shit for hours/days on end. I’m kind of curious to see what all would make its way out of there.

Excellent article. It reminds me of the uproar last year when Jennifer Lawrence DARED to tastefully go nude for a Vanity Fair cover story following the release of her stolen photos on Reddit. Soooo many male commenters couldn’t understand how she could speak out against the invasive nature of the hacked pictures and…

Dubbed in over every line of dialogue in The Cosby show.