It really isn't that difficult to legally change your name. It's just one page of old name —> new name contact information you fill out, judge's order authorizing the change, boom, done. And it's made especially easy for women upon marriage, where just a certified copy of the marriage certificate itself is enough to…

Is it really so out-of-bounds for a wife to keep her maiden name, but for the kid's last name to be the father's? Is the difference really that confusing?

You're not exactly right about Derrick Rose, Drew.

"Grits"

Is there some sort of star I can click on or e-petition I can sign on this site that will ensure that Michael Beasley never stops hitting himself until he's unconscious, through every waking moment of every day, from this point on?

They say that alls well that End-Swell, but this will not end well for B-Easy.

Wait, so those were a man's hands the whole time?

Stephen A. Smith all over again.

The worst NBA halftime show around just got even worse.

Buying a recorder...learning how to play it...seems like just way too much work for a handjob.

Yeah, but isn't this the transition that every QB has to make with the switch to the pro game? Everyone is bigger, faster, stronger, and they're no longer a man among boys? It's more about technical excellence and repeatability than just being the better athlete?

Dwight Howard made exactly the right decision, confirmed.

That seemed more like a great grab than a great throw.

Does he do handstands over the toilet while singing Katy Perry songs or...?

Many an attractive model or actress will be there for you when things are going well, but only a crazy looking dragon lady will stand by you through the tough times to perjure herself before a grand jury.

Alright, well you did say please.

It's unclear how much of a part recognizability plays in this. People knew who Bill White was, for instance, and it ultimately didn't matter during Rick Perry's last reelection bid.

Hole-in-the-condom paternity extortion schemes.

I had never considered it that way before, and will change my opinion about this as a result of this discussion.

...and all it took to ruin her political career and limit her to one term, was an uncompromising dick of a Lt. Governor in Bob Bullock, and rumors floated by George W. Bush's handlers that she was a lesbian.