So we agree that #4 ranking for Clemson is utterly fraudulent, but here's the #4 ranking anyway? That is puzzling. Isn't there a litany of other undefeated teams we could put ahead of them? Teams that earned their wins without the benefit of ACC largesse?

Reminder that Dwyane Wade's "place in history" had him barreling into Mavericks defenders to initiate contact while theatrically screaming and waving his arms, or just flat out never being touched, so that he could shoot an astonishing and highly controversial 97 free throws in the 2006 NBA Finals. He was the locus of…

Hard to tell from this distance, but is the breed a pitt bull? Because ahahaha

All kickers (for kickin' fuckin' ass out on that field, where they fuckin' rule).

Buh buh...skill sets! Combine results! High character!

You have a duty here. You have to find a way to communicate to him that he should be deeply ashamed of this and not proud of it. If relentless mockery does the trick, then go for it.

Fucking Flag fucking Football, fucking bro.

Yes, all these people getting all sanctimonious over child rape sure are the problem.

That's a good call, good call. We wouldn't want a little thing like child rape to get in the way of monetizing football. Fuck YOU, Penn State, and fuck you especially, the NCAA.

This collection of platitudes does not modern masculinity define.

Two people, yes. He sure did.

Who?

So did the pizza make it out okay?

He's not wrong. Indiscriminately stabbing everyone in the vehicle WOULD have kept them from fighting.

I feel like you already had this one in your back pocket, just waiting...waiting...to spring it.

Humor that must be explained to be comprehended is always the best humor.

Remember, the Washington Bullets became the Washington Wizards (lol) for the sake of no longer glorifying violence, so yeah.

"Contrary to some reports, Johnson didn’t return to the game. The finger was repaired by shaving the bone and covering it with skin."

Who?

Yeah, but it also comes with something people DO want, which is to watch Rockets games.