Rickey would like to thank you on behalf of Rickey.

I just wanted to personally say thank you for the work you do. This was a really good read, you’re right, and we need to be doing more things like overturning these stupid laws.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Okay so it’s not really “gross” and I probably told this story before, but it’s still hilarious to me.

I am laughing, and I feel a little bad about it.

His punishment will almost certainly be a lifetime ban from Blue Jays games. Or, if he has a really good lawyer, he’ll get a lifetime ban from Blue Jays and Leafs games.

Please be Geddy Lee....please be Geddy Lee....please be Geddy Lee....

“who are 3 men that have never been in my kitchen”

Can we stop disparaging coke users by linking them to Donald Trump?

Damn. This is a college kid. We’re in good shape.

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

More than zero?

Agreed. The later is much more powerful.

Yeah it’s sports coverage

She can with a little fuckin’ help!

think draper likes phish already

Young players should never play. They need to be poured into oaken barrels and sealed firmly shut. The barrel containing a young prospect should then be transported into a cool, damp basement to be properly aged. After 3 to 10 years, at the discretion of the cellarmaster, the player can finally be unsealed to play for…