I think we’re missing the obvious culprit: Donald Trump.

Milk and Honey Original Café Mix

The dirt hasn't even been shoveled onto Gawkers corpse yet and now you're trying to bring down Deadspin with this bullshit. GTFO of here with these takes

Nothing says classy like an animal print leotard with belted underwear worn over top. I bet if Audrey Hepburn were alive she would be wearing this bit of timeless elegance and sophistication. How did a look this amazing ever go out of style?

Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

“A medal isn’t certain or anything, but there’s nothing to be afraid of.”

I swear to God every once in a while I will look up this Tweet and stare at it on my phone and it makes me feel so, so much better.

In U.S. pro sports, hand wringing and moralizing comes from the blood-thirsty pearl clutching press box, not other athletes on the field. That’s the difference between LillyKing/Olympics and Baseball writers/HoF. If the athletes, and people on the field, decide that the game is fair and the stakes are reasonable, that…

I couldn’t get over how much Efimova looked like Sweet Dee.

Burke rated C&H a 6, so can I have his desk as I assumed he’s been escorted out by security by now?

This horseshit list is invalid because:
1. Bloom County is the best comic of all time.
2. Herman is not on this list, which means your staff is unfit to live.

“Eat hot death.” — Milo Bloom

I shit you not....I used to read the comic strip Nancy every fucking day because I was convinced/scared that the one day I didn’t read it would be the one day that it was funny.

To be entirely fair, the trailers were clearly trying to make it look like this would be their Guardians of the Galaxy, so my guess is people expected a lot more comedy. Dark comedy, maybe, but comedy.

• Athletes with facial hair are less effective than they would be if they were hairless.
  

The opening ceremonies are fixed. Everyone knows Greece always wins.

Challenger Explosion. Watched it live in kindergarten. When my teacher, Mrs. Hendrickson burst into tears, I knew some shit had gone down.

To put the$25 per diem into perspective the NCAA allows for a $36 per diem

Dad?