If LeBron quit just because he lost 4 finals, he wouldn’t have won three. Or some other hot take that doesn’t make sense. Look, all I’m saying is that LeBron is a better soccer player than Messi.

Jabroni is #10

If you flip 911 upside down, you get 116. So Seattle basically invited disaster in the post-season.

Well, Deadspin was bound to win that Pulitzer sooner or later. Glad it was for this.

American Pharoah’s Belmont win last year. I watched a horse run for 2 minutes and was jumping up and down by myself.

Mixing memes across Gawker properties is as dangerous as crossing the streams in Ghostbusters.

Probz cause they used to own most of the world

An American wondering why the little people can’t have nice things is a little too on-the-nose even for kinja, don’t you think?

Meanwhile, in Paris

Hockey’s got it all figured out. Call the goal and review while play continues. Then the referee can disallow the goal at the next stoppage. You don’t lose time, the flow continues, and then you can restart at the place the infraction occurred.

Fuck you buddy.

Eh, more like “Gladwell wants to tell a story, and so he starts molding information into a satisfying, pat narrative, just a bit. And then when he turns from short pieces to books, the amount of information involved grows, and the manipulation of information needs to get more pronounced. And then his writing gets…

Jeez, who ISN’T on first!

If you’ve ever had a cricket somewhere in your home in the middle of the night but couldn’t find it you would know why crickets should be down near the bottom. Fuck crickets.

You have the Mantis CRIMINALLY underrated. They have their own Kung Fu style! Only 4 other species have that honor (Crane, Monkey, Snake, Tiger) and none of them are bugs!

Nope.

That is how I always wave when I eat some mushrooms and then ride in a hot air balloon.

My wife is in a coma!

I figured this was just gonna redirect me to Drew’s piece from earlier.

Tug of War (I think if it’s an Olympic sport you can’t get away with the “0'”) would be awesome.