The kids call him “G-d Shammg-d.”

Everybody should be able to be fragile. Everybody should be able to call the cops. Everybody should be able to trust the cops. Everybody should not be prepared to watch the cops kill somebody if they call them. Cops should not shoot as the first option. Cops should not shoot as the second options. Cops should not…

They want the local colour, not the locals of colour.

My two cents: Expect the unexpected on this summer’s roster. I have a hunch that some of the shoe-ins might stay home. Durant will have just signed a mega-contract, and his new team might have a Strong Feelings, given Durant’s recent history of foot injuries. Griffin is coming back from two serious injuries. LeBron…

This. Get on it Obama. If the INS drags their feet, simply invade and annex Latvia.

If Canadians get to jizz everywhere whenever they win in hockey, I’m going to revel in our basketball gold, thank you. I know that the talent difference is worse in basketball than hockey, but I don’t care. Just be thankful we don’t have football in the Olympics.

Starting Five:

Curry, Kahwi, Durant, Lebron, Green (Basically an uber-version of GS’s Death lineup).

Bench unit: Cousins, Klay, Russel Westbrook, Griffin, Chris Paul

Spare parts: Harden, Aldridge

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

Looking ahead to the summer, Kevin, do you have any plans?

2 and a half hours later and still nothing on the Arsenal-Leicester match? Cmon guys

Why do people tend to blame a team’s best player rather than, I don’t know, blame the players who are not as good? In this case, there are lots of players in the league better than Carmelo, but none of them are on the Knicks.

Counterpoint: Any decent, right-thinking person fuckin’ loves Sheed.

And to think that this is merely the first of two interviews the Cowboys require before signing a player.

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That’s more of a stunner than an RKO.

You didn’t get the joke and posted something asinine. That happens all of the time. But then you had to double down and use the whole “the joke’s not funny” routine to validate your original dumbass comment. That’s also fine with me, I’m sure other people didn’t like the joke. Now that you’re on a roll, you decide to…

Caldwell responded to the announcement with a stare into the middle distance.

Jean Paul Sartre: “Hell is Other People”