“2 outs, bottom of the 9th in young Scotty’s life”

The University of Missouri Law Enforcement division released a statement as well, stating they will not rest until they find a black student to arrest for providing the cocaine.

WTF ... is his name really spelled like that? Is it pronounced Mate-Y? Or are people out here trying to improve the spelling of Matty? This whole story is incredibly white trash.

This isn’t precisely a conspiracy, but I’m willing to believe there are a handful of people in the world who don’t die of old age or age past a certain point. No one specific, and they’d still get diseases, including cancer, so they won’t literally live forever, but every now and then one will get lucky and live for…

I love my Patriots, but hot damn does Denver deserve all the credit for this game. Their defense played as close to perfectly as they could. Miller was truly terrifying and the Pats O-line had no answers at all in that game.

You do understand that the whole “psychic ability” thing in the post is a joke, right? All of us, including the post’s author, understand that the guard in question knew full well that his man was too open not to score, and so he could safely head back on defense. It’s just funny to watch in real-time, since he’s…

This post brings back fond Philadelphia memories of snowdays. As kids, my friends and I would play tackle in the street for hours. Too tired to play anymore, we’d all head home caked in snow.

“$75m contract awarded to Yoenis Cespedes is the largest ever to a player whose name has the anagram ‘Decoy sees penis’.”

unlike weed you would need to smoke a whole “blunt” of it to get high

Dear Blair Walsh,

Even stranger.....if not for an injury, URI might have been a top 20 team, too.

This show is flaming coal plant, and my three-year-old fucking loves it. Of all the shows she likes, this is the one I absolutely cannot handle. I go out of my way to ensure this show is never highlighted in the channel guide because my kid sees the picture of Mickey in the corner of the screen and goes apeshit until…

I'm surprised you still have time to read Deadspin.

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

This is just straight trolling at its finest. It’s a fucking portrait video of a landscape video on another phone. People are fucking savages.

Eli; [choking up] “So, let’s all raise our drinks. To Tom!

I’ve reached the point that whenever the show catches up to the books (next season or the one after that), I will be done with the print version of ASOIAF. Whatever HBO gives me will be good enough. At least I can count on them to finish the damn thing.

What if Peter King, David Brooks and Thomas Friedman traveled to and fro throughout America in a mustard yellow 1987 Volvo power wagon solving mysteries together?