He wanted to make sure he had plenty of time to get to Who-ville and steal all their Christmas presents

Sepp Blatter is a bastion of honesty & integrity. Like the NY State house. Or the U.S Congress.

I have a hard time believing that an artisanal, locally-sourced, hand-crafted, gluten-free, organic, bean-to-bar chocolate maker would misrepresent their product in this way.

This whole thing bums me out hardcore. I worked for one of the orgs Fitzgibbon represented and knew him from back when he was at Fenton and I never had a clue about this. Perhaps he saved it for his employees. So gross and sad. I really think the folks losing their jobs are going to do ok though. They are a very…

That’s really cool, I’m glad that they are being supported by their community. They have integrity and so do those who are supporting them.

I am encouraged that the firm disbanded-it does send a very strong signal that this guy is out of community. My assumption is some portion of the staff will regroup in a new firm. This public renunciation will be great pr for them (this last sentence is probably too cynical, but I can't help it).

HOTDISH FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Extraordinary Kinja.

I’m going to print this take out and place it in my fireplace. The heat will keep me warm all winter.

Ivanovic has clearly been the victim of a Freaky Friday style body switch with a turnstile.

Gregg Popovich is the best current coach in the NBA.

Yes. There a couple of commenters who are compiling the lists. You can usually find them in the comments of an article on The Slot or Gawker main.

The alleged attack took place Nov. 8, and police said it was led by junior DB Brian Githens

As someone who has Bob Grant’s voice burned into his brain... “Get off my phone, you jerk!”

I’ve been listening to him for 20 years. I have probably heard his voice more than my own mother’s. I still can’t decide if he’s an idiot or not. I mean, kinda? It’s kinda listening to that old uncle or grandpa that is kind of a jerk and out of touch with the modern world, but actually really successful at one…

This is excellent kinja.

That's one motivated Mastiff. My Danes would take one look at that course, take a couple monster dumps, then go back to sleep.

He shot that so fast it looked like it was fired out of a Muscat.

Yes. Not to mention that as a boy, Mirza learned to hoop while bombs rained down during the Bosnian war. You remember: When Serbian leader Slobodan Milosevic’s ‘policy’ for Bosnian Muslims—kill ‘em all!—got him convicted of international war crimes.