This is what my post above is all about. Statistically speaking, there is less chance of being involved any violent crime today, as there was in the 1960’s, but because there is 24 hour news coverage of just about EVERY unfortunate/crazy situation, it looks like the nation is an f’d up place to live.

Real are acting exactly like any major company in litigation. Rather than ever admit that you did anything remotely wrong, just keep on denying and fighting until the bitter end. You get to piss off a ton of people and waste hundreds of thousands or millions of dollars in the process.

She totally has to tell you, otherwise it’s entrapment.

Actually, I’m very smart.

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Alan, why haven’t The Big Bang Theory and Modern Family been archived at The Hague for use in future tribunals?

As a Mets fan, I agree with this. Since divisional play started in 1969, the Mets have won five NL pennants. That’s tied for second-most in the league, behind only the Cardinals. Listen, I’m 31 years old and still kind of heartbroken about this year’s Series. They last won it all when I was two weeks away from turning…

You just went to the fucking world series, quit being a sad sack mets fan. I have never seen a statement that included “as a mets fan” that didn’t aggravate the hell out of me.

Only 2 groups of people in the world know that fact, either trivia buffs waiting for that question to be asked, or people who have resided in that state (staying in a hotel for a week may qualify as residency).

stop rubbing your wife-having in our faces

New York is way bigger than any other American city. The international cities are irrelevant to an argument about talking about an American city in America.

Bullshit.

I have never in my life given a shit about the Knicks (too easy of a punching bag, really) but this Bazingas kid is awesome. He’s such a herb, he looks like he learned how to play basketball from playing NBA Jam, and god damn if he isn’t fun to watch. Screw east coast bias, all hail King Kristaps.

You’re right. It is sad that whatever provincial metropolis you live in or near isn’t the media capital of the world.

Russell Wilson is a fucking lame.

That’s call capitalism. America’s built on that. Cam Newton is what’s great about America.

So you don’t know what this post is about, do you?

I’m...I’m kidding. I’ve never even talked to a woman.

oversexed, arrogant, and a danger to kids.

Same idea. It’s tasteless and you store it in the basement.