Even now at times, I feel he gets too leaden-footed.

Keith Law suspended for a month just in case.

Come on, Billy. At least half of that dog could play for Zenit.

Unfortunately, most climate scientists predict that these metaphors will only get stronger.

“Good....good”

“Beer, head trauma, and the lesser of two evils!” That’s pure America right there, bahgod.

lexi gurl do literally anything else

You know, I still like them and appreciate their American boosterism but they only have a limited arsenal of gags and talking points.

Kyle Martino is kinda punchable though.

Oh yeah, we forgot to show his shirt.

Maybe the world finally is changing. We have two guys kissing in the corner, and all I care about is a PFTCommenter shout out.

I guess as a kid, I didn’t know enough about what I was hearing, and in the years since, never put much thought into it...

You do know Greg Howard writes for Deadspin, right?

You mean you’re really struggling to understand why a sports site would cover sporting events?

Maybe he just fears another debacle like Hamburg if he gets loaned again. The Hamburger SV are the Sacramento Kings of the Bundesliga and the time Green got there was their “George Karl tries to trade Boogie”-moment. Coach who wanted him on loan got fired, next coach didnt want him, didnt even talk to him. There were…

Pretty rude of Teixeira to beat up Stephen Drew like that

It’s Boston. I think you mean it would be like putting 10 pounds of shit into 5 pounds of shit.

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