Only if they’re smart. Which means no.

Marshawn's new clothing line is Feast Mode

The fan experience isn’t the only thing that matters in sports, but it is the central thing

A galaxy-wide special-ops force that deals with everything from sentient oil-beings who transform on a whim, to illegal trafficking of a drug that enables you to bend physics for thirty seconds at a time. Summer Glau is a high-ranking captain. At least three main characters are gay/gender fluid, and no black person…

Weirdly, this account is followed almost exclusively by Camptown ladies.

FUCK YES!

There’s a good chance he’s thinking about killing Pirlo and taking the beard for himself right here.

Pirlo looks like a Roman general, just back from several winters on the German frontier.

To be fair, Gronk is an affable meathead. He could probably never write something like that, but I doubt he hates anyone or anything in life other than last call.

That was a crazy through ball, perfect pace.

I can’t believe Jon Snow came up with the Coca-Cola jingle.

If it were a 540, he’d be upside down. It's a double back flip with a twist, ask a diver.

Why the hell is it going on right now, it's not SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAAAAAY

That's the best a man can get.

“I’m so old that I can’t taste, smell, or hear anymore.” #ItsMy2Sense

I don't agree that his reporting was factional.

If you hack into the Mets’ computer system, you’ll be able to play unlimited games of Oregon Trail.

Typically when Cardinals are accused of illegally entering something, Pope Francis gets a phone call.

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Magnet openly mused about this before he got drafted and how weird and uncomfortable it was gonna be of it turned out, after everything, that Sam sucked.