Croatia and their checkered past

Seriously, you guys should give Greg all of next week off. He earned it.

If only getting hit by a car had applied.

hello my name is hatch and im a arsenal fan and i am seven AND A HALF years old

This is such a shame because Arizona is otherwise known for its longstanding history of rational, levelheaded thinking and decision-making.

Maybe the umpire brought up marriage equality

With Hunter, you always have to keep both eyes on him.

If Kyrie Irving is healthy (and sure, why not, Kevin Love too), the Cavaliers offense wouldn’t be so creatively restricted. They’d be taking shots to match the Warriors, and then giving up corresponding chances on the other end.

In Australia, their tears stream the opposite direction.

This also brings to an end the dream of the University of the Sacred Flower, established here in St. Petersburg and that was attempting to schedule a Division I basketball opponent with a team featuring the Deadspin staff.

“Pretty sure Robben is incapable of kicking a soccer ball with his right foot”

Miracle shot? As if he chucked from halfcourt. It was a corner three dude and he’s RAY ALLEN. There was nothing lucky or miraculous about it. It was a professional making a shot that he practices everyday. It was basketball.

It's a dumb discussion. Abstain from it. You'll be happier and live longer.

Ta-Nehisi Coates.

I want him to straddle his bat and ride it around the bases like a toy horsie, pointing his free hand like a pistol and making “pew pew” noises. This “having respect for the game” bullshit is intolerable. A guy just did one of the hardest things in sports - let him live a little.

Sounds like you might be unaware of current events, so here is some context as to why this may be a relevant story:

Sepp Blatter’s not looking for the cure
Sepp Blatter’s not concerned about the sick among the pure.
Sepp Blatter, let’s go dancing on the backs of the bruised.
Sepp Blatter’s not one to choose

I love to bring the salt out of the grays from time to time.

“Harvard is in New England, Jeem. That’s where Tom Brady plays.”

FWIW, I learned the setup as, "Why were Typhoid Mary and Sir Edmund Hillary doomed to fail as a couple?"