Cats are just bigger pieces of shit.

Because, if you've never worked in the food service industry, you may not realize that what you call "poor service" may not have been your server's fault.
Did your food come out too slowly? Maybe the kitchen screwed up your order and your server caught before it got to your table and took it back to the kitchen to get…

i have never before in my life read a simple comment like yours and honest to god sat here laughing to myself just the sheer straight forward way you put fuck people in the ass is goddamned funny, also the fact that you said people instead of someone makes the thing so unsexual. so yeah great job at being…

I'm canadian, so maybe i'm just dumb, but is cornhole when you fuck people in the ass?

How come his pepperoni all came out neat and orderly? Mine are always off to one side and require organization :(.

Yet you clicked and even posted. You're no better apparently.

Fuck Pumpkin ale. Fuck IPAs. I'm so sick of beers that are crammed so full of hops that they taste like a soapy, yet dirty, sweatsock.

*thinks about it*

... holy shit, every RPG I've played really has had a sewer level. I never noticed this. o.O

Also known as the "Average Score"

Gotta love that Dragonite battle.

Yes, you're right: The best way to make sea scallops is to make some whole other foodstuff. Thanks for the helpful suggestion, ya weenie.

If they have a tough consistency when you cook them at home, that means you are badly overcooking them. They need only as much cooking as will give them a nice seared look on the outside. Not any more than that.

Emulation isn't illegal. .-.

You sound fun.

It's Bird Jesus you dirty Dome worshiper!

Tim Marchman: Halloween Candy, Ranked

This is a mother fucking troll job of the highest order. Why not put Jagged Metal Krusty-Os on the list? Or maybe one of those bagged Malt-O-Meal knockoffs? Or Chocolate-Frosted Sugar Bombs? Ranking Grape Nuts 18 spots above Cinnamon Toast Crunch invalidates your list. Ranking Grape Nuts even one spot above a…

Tim Marchman is 70.

Lists, Ranked:

I've never heard of "Honey Smackers" but I'm pretty sure the Jezebel crowd is going to lose its shit.