"Fuck, the word you're looking for is "fuck".

because they have never charged for their online services?

OOH OOH. Do any other religious wackadoos wanna come out of the woodwork and tell me how Helix isn't a true god, and the notion is completely ridiculous while we're here? The church of Helix is just as legitimate as christianity or Judaism. Prove me wrong.

What nonsense? It's no more or less legitimate than any other existing religion. Hell, these things actually happened, and we can prove it. No other religion can say that. Please explain the nonsense to me.

Considering the helix fossil can actually be looked at and consulted, I'd say more legitimate.

Goofy? GOOFY? These religions have as much legitimacy as any existing religion! Have some respect!

Too late? Man, the 3DS is in its prime! Can't recommend it enough. Get Pokémon and Animal Crossing to start.

Whoever that is gets to spend hours a day getting paid to watch uncensored porn that no one else will see. He gets none of my sympathy, the rotten bastard.

The girl's first warning: A trenchcoat and what I'm willing to bet is a trilby and not an actual fedora. An outfit that is to nerd-douches what a sleeveless jersey and shorts are to an NBA player on the court.

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The best part is they did that in ANARCHY mode.

And I still can't find one anywhere to buy.

XBone sells well, PS4 sells well, WiiU sells well, developers investing on better games, we get more high quality games to play, everyone is fucking winning and happy! :D

boy will they be disappointed when they can't respawn

So with enough Fleshlight practice, I'm practically ready for the porn industry?

[calls Child Protective Services]

It's not a grilled cheese and tomatoes and mustard sandwich. It's a grilled cheese sandwich. I'm sure a grilled cheese and tomatoes and mustard sandwich is lovely, but it's also a different sandwich.

because southpark with next gen graphics would look so different. pathetic reason

I remember way back in the day, when South Park was going to reveal Cartman's dad, they ended the episode on a cliffhanger and said they'd be back in four weeks for the actual reveal. Of course, four weeks later was April 1. I remember having a Find Out Cartman's Real Dad sleepover. People came over. We got snacks.…

Oddly enough, there's some sort of filter on the screen that softens the pixels and makes it look really nice. So yes, XL is better, but not by a huge amount. If you have the original, no need to upgrade. If you don't have one, get an XL.