They need stronger dykes. I kid, I kid

Despite the popularity of the Richter magnitude, Sabermetric analysts agree that it’s a distraction from more relevant stats, like:

Damage Done =[(Casualties x 8.91) + (Gas fires + Collapsed structures)*1.19] * Presidential tweets / Population who felt it)]

A bear in the closet. And during pride month?!?!

Mr. Skin cuts out all the good bits and sells them on his own site, and the rest gets sold off to VidAngel as wholesome entertainment.  That’s using all parts of the buffalo right there.  

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

He typed “John Bolton” into the search function and found a bunch of pictures of feckless Hawks.

OW ME BACK

The hockey version of NBA Jam was really good too.

I grew up near Hidalgo and one of the big reasons that people of color skew toward modern wrestling is that it’s been part of the families for generations. While white families in the 80's and 90's turned away from anything remotely violent like pro wrestling, families of color (and other working class families) were…

I imagine he high-fived himself for the cleverness too, or maybe a Bill & Ted-style air guitar.

Dammit, I had “1:01 pm” in the “wrestling is fake!” pool. 

The problem is twofold:

Vampire Weekend’s discography is the official soundtrack of gentrification  

Another fun thing that comes out of this is that these kids now know exactly how much their parents think they’re worth, and how they compare to the other kids in the scandal

And mom and pop Mexican places at gas stations. That was a very happy discovery!

Probably in the same way he approached BlacKkKlansman: End it with a modern-day montage that screams “I know we had some laughs today, but guess what white people - racism did not get solved, and the same villains we had fun clowning on in this movie are still thriving and emboldened by our current politicians.” And…

I get it, man. Waiting on lab results is a harrowing experience. 

“Star power” is what’s sucked the life out of some of the most recent Manias IMO. I don’t want to see Undertaker’s old ass anymore. Didn’t want to see Goldberg’s old ass. Don’t particularly want to see Kurt Angle’s old ass either, but at least Im pretty sure this is it for Angle. And as bad as this sounds to say,…

It is a true Sophie’s choice for a wrestling fan and snow-cuck lib as myself. Do I root for the first ever black WWE Champion, or the guy who is effectively a Bernie Sanders-meme incarnate (and doing the best work of his career)?

My solution, if for no other reason than to enrage the “Southern” base of WWE fans: their…

I honestly can’t remember a time where we’ve had three people be SO over at the same time headed into Mania (and Miz isn’t far off during this surprisingly good feud with Shane). It’s been pretty incredible, despite the clunky last month of the Ronda/Becky/Charlotte storyline.