Here’s the story
of a bad director
who was editing three very bad movies:
All of them had angry men,
dark and gritty,
and prominent boobies.

“We all know that Zach Snyder’s DC films are lousy, overlong and the product of a hack, but what the Justice League: Snyder Cut presupposes is...maybe this one won’t be?”

The Dodger stadium parking lot stinks of belligerence after every game - win or lose. It’s a weird energy. Perhaps some fucked up combo of booze, adrenaline (from win or loss) and the dread of the commute home. I’ve never experienced anything like it at any other sporting venue.

I’ve never had a Shamrock Shake.  I like mint ice cream, so every year when the shake pops up, I think “I’m going to try one this year”.  I never remember to do it, though.

Almost all of those media outlets are NFL sycophants so of course they’re going to buy his “apology”. I can’t wait for the day he goes to Court to resolve this and either a jury finds him guilty ot he makes and admission he could be found guilty. Expect to see lots of flying dildoes at Ralph Wilson Stadium this year wh…

...attorney and fellow wrestling coach...

Nah, you just have to buy stuff on sale and stock-up. I bought three X-Large pepperoni pizzas for $3 / each a couple of weeks ago. As for convenient, my recommendation would be to get a deep-fryer; almost anything in the frozen food aisle can be deep-fried easily. Fish, shrimp, cheesesticks, corn-dogs, chicken, even…

Commodities inflation is real.

For the most part I think you’re better off going for healthier fast food or prepared food from the grocery store. They end up costing about the same and probably taste better than whatever frozen thing you end up buying.

Unfortunately, his mother held him by the ankles when she dipped him into the whiz.

Reminds me of the time that I bought the bottle of Johnny walker Blue Label and dropped it in the parking lot.

Between Barstool getting slapped and Nick Foles becoming a Jaguar it’s been an interesting week for three-legged sports figures.

Typical Democrats sitting in the stands cheering as Zion falls.

Well that solves the debate, ‘cause a sandwich would never narc you out like that.

Romaine optimistic.

Huh?

Am I the only one who felt this video made him ever-so-slightly more likable? I was fighting it so hard too.

What really offends me here is that Spanish athletes arent even embracing their own country’s history of monstrous anti-Semitism but stealing the Germans’. And you’d think flowy sparkly inquisition robes would be a natural fit for gymmastics.

What’s funny is that’s why I stopped being a conservative in college. I finally realised that the GOP was the one playing to narrative and emotion, and there was no truth to be found. It was all hypocritical, two-faced, self-serving bullshit. They crow about small government and personal liberty, but all they care…

I had the 70's equivalent of a book on tape, the storybook on an album.  I listened to that album all the time on my parents hi-fi.  It was weird, because it took a condensed version of The Hobbit and made it even more condensed, so the story made almost no sense, but man, those voices were perfect.