I have always called this drink a Laura Palmer (after the Twin Peaks character and a play on the Arnold Palmer)

Cooking has some solid rules and a shitload of theories. Watch 2 chefs you like make scrambled eggs on youtube and you’ll leave wondering if they actually made the same thing.

Folgers in the Attic. 

People en masse getting up in arms that someone is making or selling a food that doesn’t match their ethnic background isn’t really a thing except in some very specific parts of the internet. If someone’s getting into real trouble, it’s almost always because of dumb advertising choices. “We make great lo mien!” is…

The cultural appropriation thing is hard. Take David Chang is a Korean-American that made his name on Japanese ramen and Chinese buns. Sure he lived and trained in Japan and that’s his general preference, but it’s not his culture because Asian is not 1 culture. But nobody takes him to task for it because most of those…

First thing I noticed in that scene as well- it’s so similar to the clip we see of Dr. M destroying his sand castle.

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

Oh no! Not sham endorsements!

I haven’t been this mad at Cousins since Grandpa died without a will.

Don’t you mean, “Butt it’s evidence”?

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

Like most people, they criticize in others what they secretly despise about themselves, you fat asshole. 

No one who has cake is truly lonely.

“I mean, I’d never really considered it. What if I really am just a belly-itcher?”

Paul Heyman, in an interview, described how with the right wrestler, the right build, and the right selling of the move, a headlock could be built as a finisher

Instead of “the Congressional baseball shooter,” Republicans should really start calling that one The Prius, because they’ve gotten so much goddamn mileage off of it.

not just sports media; the New York Times itself spent all of 2016 hyping butter emails

“Is Tracy Flick the hero or villain?” seems so unrelated to the actual movie that it’s hard for me to wrap my head around it.

The movie is built around resentment. Tracy resents the rich kids and how things are handed to them. Tammy resents her brother and his relationship with her ex. Even the janitor resents…

Severino: [puts down #1 sign]

Peck’s column popped up in my newsfeed on Saturday and I read it all the way through. Within its text, one thing became clear to me (me: a 57 year old gay man who went through the early 90s in NY and LA - and all that meant, too): Peck is stuck in a time and place and suffering from arrested development. I’d wager…