Technically he's not wrong, since Mass Attack and Return to Dreamland both came out before December 2011, which is where the 3 year cutoff would be.

I just could not get into Triple Deluxe. I'm used to Kirby games being easy yet enjoyable, but usually there's at least some risk of losing a life. It just felt like I was effortlessly waltzing through levels for minutes at a time and occasionally smashing something for a ridiculously obvious "hidden" collectible.…

Tales of Xillia 2 doesn't seem like much of a "game you might have missed" to me. Any Tales fan knows it, and any non-Tales fan should look at Xillia 1 first.

You really should. I've bought it three times at full price, on Wii U, 3DS, and PC, and I will be buying it again on PS4. My only regret is that afterwards I won't be able to give Yacht Club more money until 2016.

It's edited, with some filters added, but honestly, it's really close. PT is by far the most realistic-looking thing I've played on the current gen consoles, especially the lighting.

Yeah, I just had to look up why they're so expensive. Automatic lid opening and closing, automatic flush, air deodorizer, heated seat, remote control (though I have no idea what you're controlling), and self-cleaning. But my favorite part is that, for an extra $825, you can get it in beige instead of white.

The John Aaroe group is doing the flaunting. All Notch did was buy himself a house.

Paying for a game to exist at all and paying for a confirmed multiplatform game to be denied to one of its confirmed platforms for a while are the same?

For the same reason that Bayonetta 2 exclusively on Wii U isn't bad. Capcom is in deep shit. Ono himself said they didn't have the budget for a brand new Street Fighter game. It exists because Sony is helping bankroll it. When the options are exclusive or nothing, exclusive is the obvious choice.

I like Dante's new look. Always did. It's the gameplay and especially the writing that put me off. And most of the criticism I've seen shifted from his new haircut to the gameplay and story pretty much on release.

My CronusMax was $60. I think the Titan One is $70. They're both on Amazon.

For PS3, 360, and XBone, you plug it into your PC, map the controller you want to use to the controller you're emulating, and then it's just plug and play. You can have multiple controller profiles saved on it so that you can easily move it from console to console, and the software for all the mapping is really…

I foresee a couple hundred PS3 buyers trying to organize a class action online, only to be told be all lawyers that they don't understand what a class action suit is.

PS3 and PS4, with cross-platform online play. I'd say go PS4 if possible though, it's 1080p.

Don't worry. Guilty Gear Xrd Epsilon Accent 6 Intel Core Duo will have a much larger roster.

The Madcatz PS3/PS4 sticks ship this month. But for something much cheaper, there's the Titan One. I have a CronusMax that lets me use my PS3 stick on the PS4, but setting it up to authenticate requires going through my laptop; the Titan One is the new version, and supposedly fixes that.

Huh. I didn't realize you were the entire Insomniac Games studio. Carry on.

You mean, has anyone ever played a tabletop RPG with a remotely competent GM? Who makes the players do ridiculous, hilarious things when they want their characters to do ridiculous, hilarious things?

Good for you. "So he's a man. Who the fuck cares" is not only a great position, it's pretty much the goal. The only a problem is when the apathy leads to disrespect, and skipping cutscenes one finds boring in a video game does not equal real life disrespect.

Not only was it announced, it looks fucking wonderful.