Well, that makes two of us.

Which means that, instead of all the Steam proceeds being revenue, a portion will need to be spent on developing part 2, a project which will not generate more money because it's free. Which means that they are making less money by splitting it in two.

The majority of corporate backers would never stand for a DRM-free version in the first place. And I'm not sure how dividing it in half is going to make them more money, when part 2 is a free update to part 1.

Here's the story. The ultimate outcome was a one-year suspension. And their records will show it was for possession of firearms. These firearms, again, being toy guns, used nowhere near school property.

Kids get expelled for playing with airsoft guns in their own front yard and suspended for making finger guns. That orange tip would probably prevent actual jail time, but it sure as shit won't stop stupid people from fucking up kids lives.

The weapon switching is by far my least favorite part of the game. The skill sets for the different weapons are so limited that it doesn't really matter. I got all the skills I wanted for each weapon on my ranger, realized that from that point until the endgame, combat would rarely change... and I still had 40 levels…

Well, I've only been playing it for a few hours, but I'm loving the story. The only other times I've actually had to think this hard about choices in a game's story were the Witcher games. The management stuff is very basic, but not really a detriment.

That is not remotely close to a translation of "But please be respectful".

FUCK YOU JONN, VOLDEMORT IS A SAINT.

I went through 12 years of American public education and four years of college. I cannot recall any single point, at all, in any of those 16 years that Nelson Mandela's name came up. I do know who he is, because I looked into it on my own as a young boy who heard the name, but it's entirely possible for a high school…

Holy shit. You are absolutely right.

I've been loving Gnomoria. The only thing from Dorf Fort I really miss are the bugs. Like the dwarf kid who took a gut wound, got stitched up, recovered, and then started wandering the fortress dragging her intestines around.

I'm pretty sure it isn't. Never got on PSN, as far as I know.

But JBone isn't an actual abbreviation of JPorter314. XBone is an abbreviation for XBox One.

Wouldn't Bethesda not have gotten a cut anyway, though? At that point, Interplay still had the right to sell, and they agreed to the free deal.

Wait... do they still have Star Trek comic rights? Because then we could see a Star Wars/Star Trek crossover.

The problem I have is that the original joke pushed the limits in a positive way. It didn't make light of rape; it used rape in the context of something horrific. That's how a rape joke ideally works. Nobody should say "no rape jokes ever" because nothing should be off limits, but if we then turn around and assault…

You think that little peashooter is a big gun? You are clearly unfamiliar with 40k.

And you know the worst thing Kotaku's doing? Holding a gun to gagaga's head and forcing him to read this site regularly and bitch about it. Fucking assholes.