Clearly, you don't understand how that animal butt was an expression of true greatness. Like Jar Jar Binks. Or [insert anything Lucas has done since the original trilogy - it's bound to suck - here].

I believe that's supposed to be a pokeball.

...which, really, is a decent statement on how pathetically unimaginative the first gen pokemon were. I mean, there were two goddamn pokeball pokemon.

Man, I'm glad I didn't take that attitude with most Zelda games.

No.

It is for the time being. Consoles are in the planning phase.

Sigh. Don't remind me.

I dunno. Anyone else seeing Die Hard?

That's all true, but evil Shazam isn't that bad, right?

Eh, it's a somewhat forgivable offense. I knew of Bittorrent maybe 3-4 years before I actually started studying computer stuff and learned that it is very useful for things beyond technically illegal activity.

Nonsense. We should sell all our consoles and go buy used Dreamcasts.

You wondered that Nintendo is still a company. The DS is a Nintendo product which, like the Wii, crushes others without regard to quality.

Nope, not #1 current gen. #3 current gen. Definitely #1 seller current gen, though, with 99.84 million to the 360's 77.2 mill.

You want to argue, be my guest. I bet watching somebody debate the greater than function in math will be a blast.

Heh. Yeah, they really did.

At this point, WiiU is still pretty much next gen (from a counting standpoint, if not a technical standpoint). Current gen refers to Wii, which was last place in quality by a considerable margin, but first in giving their parent company oodles of cash by an equality considerable margin.

I agree; the characters in FF7 are pretty much two-dimensional. Which places them one dimension above anybody but Sazh in the 13 dynasty.

And, to be perfectly honest, I prefer ugly characters on pretty, expansive backgrounds to gorgeous graphics in maps that amount to a literal straight line for the first 30 hours of a…

#1 seller current gen. This is a ridiculous question.

Fucking with people like this is my dream job.

(very minor spoilers)

You say you want a bit of sectional TPS? Episode 5 has good news.

Really? Fucking really? The game is less than a day old.

Well, it is magic.