If you want to get hooked, get to the Polaris (first dungeon). I don't think it's possible not to love the last boss there. Fantastic example of skill and teamwork mechanics over gear checks.

It's very much a love/hate game. The Lovecraftian modern horror setting is incredibly well done, but you need to try it out to see if the actual gameplay is right for you.

LoL's community has improved somewhat with the new honor system. It's a MOBA game, so it still has plenty of asshats, but nowhere near what the games with no regulation whatsoever (DotA 2 and HoN) have. LoL is like Alabama bad, where DotA 2 and HoN are more like the Gaza Strip.

OH MY GOD, EARTH IS REAL?!?

And on that black day, the Warmooses and wannabe Frenchmen will storm out of the frozen north. Like a mighty sea of plaid they will come, letting out their ferocious war cry, "Sorry aboot the trouble!"

It could also mean the last chase sequence in the game, 2 hours before the game ends. It's nowhere near the big ZOMG DUMBLEDORE DIES fiasco that the trolls are claiming.

The title is a spoiler warning. Don't blame Kirk for your illiteracy.

Guild Wars 2 is a gorgeous game. It's too bad I'm so bored by the gameplay. Tying the first 5 abilities to weapons was just plain bad.

The Walking Dead took GOTY in the VGA's. I'm not sure whether or not Halo4 took any other awards.

I think this is my favorite answer. Especially since pounds are a unit of weight to me.

He's talking about the VGAs, not the IGAs. They're considerably higher quality, which is kind of sad given that they're still a pretty crappy awards show.

Arguing it doesn't deserve GOTY is valid. Arguing it's not a game is ridiculous. Adventure games have been around since the dawn of Zork.

Oh come on, Fez for best indie game? Over Journey, Hotline Miami, and FTL, just to name a few, they pick the prime example that overselling isn't limited to Molyneux. What the hell, Machinima.

They make meat out of spiked clublike medieval weaponry?

Well, looks like I'll be breaking my mobile shooter embargo. We need more games with a Lovecraft vibe.

That's the usage I know of, which is why catface is in my list. What I don't understand is why the flying fuck it's on a Slime King, of all things. If the Uncanny Valley exists for slimes, this is pretty damn close to the bottom.

I would think they were Slime Kings, but... what the fuck is up with their mouth/nose/catface/scrotums?

Not having so much to apologize for is probably a better goal.

Beautiful.

Canadians would probably object to that. If Canadians objected to things.