What can't this guy acquire?

I didn't see the original post but as I was waiting for it to load just now I thought to myself, oh man I bet Jesus Diaz originally blogged about this. I glance at Giz a couple of times a day now since things got to be pretty ridiculous with shoddily edited/researched blog posts and jaw-droppingly childish behavior in…

I've always enjoyed that illustrator's later work in the 1991 Penguin's media guide.

I used to drive a '69 BMW 2500 that the previous owner has outfitted with a racing steering wheel. I cursed him every time I needed to flip a bitch at a light because the smaller steering wheel made the already difficult job of turning the car without power steering that much harder. That was until I realized the…

Is that a speak and spell?

Yeah not sure sure there, partner. If I'm bringing a Scion to a shit kicker 4x4 party I'm probably not there to bang.

Nice to read the definitive version of what transpired. I first heard about it from this guy.

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The first time I ever had sex I couldn't get it up. I had just started seeing this girl who transferred to my high school the previous year. Among our freaks and geeks group she was instant crush material and she actually sought me out that summer where I worked. I went from dry humping my pillow to the precipice of…

True in every way

I didn't see the off-centered nipple.

Well, actually I feel that might do us a bit of good in this day and age to focus on making sure America ends up on (or close to) the top after this shitstorm of a first 12 years of the new millenium. We got rid of Saddam, Bin Laden and Kaddafi - isn't that enough for the world to stop asking us for a hand out?

It's an issue of priority. I don't see Ugandans sending us money to help the most needy citizens here in America.

Children are taken from their families every day in the US and turned in to prostitutes, drug dealers and murderers. Not to sound callous, but shouldn't we try to fix that shit here before we fix similar issues in Africa - a continent that perhaps 90% of the people who posted this on my wall have never even been to?

Willin...

Hamm wrote in again to apologize for the confusion he may have caused by stating he was a commenter on Deadspin when, in fact, Deadspin was not yet live when Hamm created the website Meatspin.com.

I was waiting for Roenick to bust out one of these before they cut away...

I love le tang as much as anyone else as well.

Oh, and what might have been happening around that time that squelched scientific and technological progress for the next thousand plus years?

Why is he in the ring in his boxers?