I remember sticking a Vaseline lubed finger up my youngest's bum without any hesitation when constipation hit him at 3am. Beware the poop though.. you might think you can handle on it when you have a newborn, but that has nothing on toddler poop.

Considering this guy is like twice the average age of your typical MLB player you have to factor in the whole 'shit my crazy uncle is pitching' factor. Eighty miles per hour is like 130 when you know that fucker pitched to guys your dad's age way back when.

It's a trip that this guy could be your neighbor or someone you happen to chat up at a bar. My own dad served in WW2 then did a couple stretches in the state pen. You would have never known it had you met him later on in life.

You have to look at it from the other angle. Say you suspend a guy 3 games for a hit, based purely on a guideline for that type of hit, yet the guy he hits isn't injured and goes on to play the next 3 games. If this is the playoffs you've probably screwed your team and now some goon on your team is going to go after…

Ditto on the V6 Mustang (309hp, correct?). I rented one last summer and didn't realize I was driving the V6 till someone pointed out to me.

Is that sculpture shooting cocaine out in to the crowd?

Jeremy smokin' glass dick

My brother in law got a Mustang 5.0 for his 16th birthday. A few hours later, after leading the local police on a chase for a couple miles, got his first of many ticket(s) that he would get out of because of dumb luck or the lawyer my wife's family knew really well. His folks ended up helping him upgrade to an F-150…

I remember being dragged to my little sister's class recital of that song years ago. There's nothing more moving than listening to 9 year olds singing such a beautiful song that is so sad and innocent that the same time.

Removing that apostrophe before the "s" at the end of Masters really helped whitewash that connotation.

Homeboy is 6'3" - are you from Oklahoma or something?

It's hard to sit down with Bill Simmon's dick in your ass.

It's quite depressing now that I've thought about it.

It's funny because they are fat.

Step 3. Kick victim in groin

My first thought as well. Pat Robertson would have won a fucking Tony award for this performance.

I had to double check that the byline wasn't Jesus Diaz although, to Kyle's defense, at least there was some coherency to the misinformation.

ARE YOU A WIZARD?!

That took balls to write.

I agree, but I think this is important nonetheless that they have gotten this technology to the point where it can be mass produced and affordable to the consumer. Leave it up to marketing and the product designers to figure out the rest. I would be really interested in a curved display set up where I could have 4…