As a dad to two kids under the age of 3 (soon to be 3 kids, yes we are insane) I can second this entire list. Add paper plates to the list of paper items that will make your life a lot easier, yet destroy the environment. Once you start using these you will never use a real plate for your meals forever, but it will…

I've noticed the trend as well. I found myself defending Paris Hilton on Jezebel recently in a post that used her recent foray in to creating music as a way to shame her about her age and, I guess somewhat unofficially, establishing 31 as the age women are now considered to be 'old' on planet Jezebel.

North Bellmore's secret weapon used to be Mrs. Gilroy... well, until 2 years ago.

Leave it to guys to answer a very specific question in a very specific way. You probably would have gotten a similar type of response had you asked their opinions on crown molding or roof-fracks, but you would have learned little about the house they grew up in or their favorite car. You ask about breast size and you…

I'm sure it has to coincide with your guy's porn habits. If he finds Maxim too kinky then you probably got a cold one. I'm not sure if you can really turn a guy around, especially if they are a little older. I've been a bit of a perv for as long as I can remember and I know I'm not going to change.

Well, just yesterday Jezebel posted some snark about Paris Hilton recording a wanna-be hip sounded song even though she is 31 years of age. I realize it may have been a blanket comment about anyone in their 30's trying to remain relevant to a younger crowd, but then the more I thought about it I realized that you…

This article is typical click-through bait, designed to generate as many clicks, and ad views, as possible. I feel sorry for readers who come to Jezebel thinking the people blogging here are somehow moving the feminist ball forward when really it's about making Nick Denton even richer. The formula is pretty standard…

When Robin lost his fortune in the junk bond scandal of the 1980's he was forced to relocate to Brazil. Of the members of the rag-tag group once in his employ, only TC ventured onward in to his new endeavor. Needless to say it never "got off the ground".

Porn in the VCR? Is that like a smart phone in the olden days?

Do it. Being young is overrated. It's way more fun being irresponsible when you are an oldster.

I don't stand a chinaman's chance of remembering all of these o_O

The quickest way to get down the hill and the scenic route down the hill where I live. The map view doesn't do the elevation drop in such a short space (many during corners) justice. Or the amazing views of Willamette Falls and the mills you see just before you take another corner and drop a hundred feet.

Well, that would actually resemble something close to a scientific study and not just a way to grab headlines.

I don't get it - is 31 old?

Here, I just made it bad again to show Whitney Houston's funeral pic.

I had my 65 Ford Falcon station wagon "Pimp Freedom" for nearly ten years. I bought it in relatively good condition and planned to fix it up in my spare time.

I only watched this because I pissed off my wife on Valentine's Day and sitting through Teen Mom (and paying attention) with her was the only way to get back on her good side. I usually flee the room if I come downstairs after putting our 2 little monsters to bed and it's on. How on earth you could sit through another…

Exactly! People should have to own property and have a college degree -at least - in order to have the right to vote. There should also be tests you have to pass for that privilege as well.

Curry or Lin.... I'd rather keep Lin. There's some pretty good Indian places in Oakland/Berkeley if you want curry.

40 minutes to down 12 taco bell tacos? I could eat 12 tacos on my way home from the drive thru and I only live a couple miles away.