Can you imagine how many fewer clicks this post would have gotten *without* the bait and switch thumbnail? Kind of like the jailbait post a couple of hours ago. Did AJ take over Jezebel for the afternoon?

Shoe stores and baby clothes

Piss out my back door as usual and see which way the wind blows that shit.

Vladimir Putin would have used Clint Eastwood.

True, Brady proved on his very first play that he can throw a ball and manage to personally put points on the board at the same time.

That caught my eye as well. Some of the best massages I've had were given by massage therapists whom the author of this post would probably not consider 'attractive'. Does this site even had editors?

I think you have it a bit backwards. You should be able to trigger this light when you notice the idiot behind you isn't paying attention to the road. The light pattern/intensity in the peripheral vision of the guy behind you should be enough to trigger the "Oh shit, am I being pulled over?" reaction you get when you…

How nice of Steven Tyler to come and console Brady after the loss.

Aw man, a couple of months ago I'm giving my two sons (ages 2 and 1) a bath. My oldest is a natural climber and has pretty good balance so I'd let him stand up and walk around the tub if he wanted or even just sit up on his knees. This one night though he's just sitting there and BOOM he slips and his face smashes on…

What a pussy. If he'd waited for the reach around those tears of agony and shame would have been overwhelmed by the greatest hot fudge sundae he'd ever known.

I think the only thing that has changed is that half of these commentors would have been banned by Jesus Diaz at this point.

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Annnnnnnnnnnnd you would be getting banned right about now.

I'm just imagining the sound it must have made.

This is obviously the work of A.J.'s West Coast twin brother, GayJ Daulerio. Either that or all guys who look like this are giant douchebags.

I was just wondering what my ex was up to.

It's funny because it says cuckold!

Nothing like a little bit of race baiting to end my Tuesday.

Williams did try and return that last punt. If he was 'rattled' already wouldn't he have done the safe (and logical given the situation) thing and signaled for a fair catch? I think he was just trying to make up for his earlier fuck up.

You could look at any win and find half a dozen factors that should have caused the team to lose if not for a couple lucky breaks. Yes, there are teams like the 2011 Packers who don't need to catch a break to win, but Baltimore and SF literally need small miracles every game.