I'm driving a 2012 Volvo s60 rental this week while I'm away for work. You touch parts of the reclining frozen man to direct the giant arrows of hot or cold air over his body.

Great so all my FB friends will know exactly how often my Nike Fuelband thinks I'm vigorously shaking a drink while sitting still and using my mouse with my other hand.

That's pretty brave of Florio to be so public considering Tony would whack him in a heartbeat...

Agreed. Kneeling at the 1 yard line instead of going to for the points is the strategy that drove the team in to the ground over the last 10+ years of suckitude. First downs are never more important than points on the board and nothing tells your defense that you have no faith in them more than not allowing them to…

He was not in an undefensable position so it's legit.

He was not a happy Pierre at the time...

herp derp derp

The jinx is on. The last time ESPN did this the Broncos got pummled.

Wow. You are going to shit bricks when Facebook launches their search engine.

Fixed.

My cop neighbor herself told me that tasers are pretty useless if the perp is out of their mind. She's had a bit of practice and recommends pepper spray. It stops anything and you're not going to accidentally kill someone.

I'd recognize that mane anywhere...

My second scariest bridge in the Portland Metro area has to be the old Steel Bridge. You are literally driving on steel with little nubs that are supposed to provide traction (at least I think so). Crossing this bridge is a hoot on a rainy night in the Winter because every car is just a slight wobble of the steering…

I have to nominate the concrete arch bridge connecting Oregon City to West Linn just down river from Portland. Where that first Narrow Bridge sign is is actually the 'wide' part of the bridge. Once you get under the arch you lose about 9" on either side. I swear if you have your window rolled down you could reach…

Looks like he also flunked the spell check :(

That totally reminds me of that song by Roberty Cray where he's fucking the chick that lives next door to him but then he feels bad when he hears her and her man fighting through the walls. At the end of the day he's like 'aiiight' because he's got a giant dick (strong persuader) and is too lazy to get off his ass…

Face dong!

There will be an action figure sized hole at ESPN for a long time. Go forth and prosper, O Great Goatee'd One.

San Jose fans are some of the worst. I remember some idiot who felt like he owned the entire seating section. If you weren't 100% in your seat when the puck was in play you'd get a mouthfull from this asshat. Can we just all decide that San Jose is offically Southern California? I don't think you'd get an argument…