Another word comes to mind: Free.

Hi, boys and girls, my name is Boot Hill and I'm the Indian of the group.

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What the hell is a "shork"?

I'm craving maynaise for some reason.

To be fair this was the only exposure to basketball the Germans had before the finals.

@Forte_Oz._To_Freedom: Same goes for 'camp'.

Okay, Wiener, it's safe to come out of hiding.

I love it when Cuban goes all Stevie Janowski...

Wow, Dirk wins MVP on a 9/27 effort. I guess he came through when it mattered, but Simmons might want to retire the old "Kobe 6/24" chestnut right around nowish.

8-1.

Speaking of LeBron and shrinkage, what's the deal with his incredibly shrinking hairline/headband? My bet is by 2012 finals LeBron has to switch to wristbands to protect the silver dollar size patch of hair he has left on his head.

Fuck me! I was wondering why the Beavers had new uni's. When did they decide to start playing soccer instead of baseball? I'm a little confused here...

The article left out that U2 then proceeded to do an extended "Lonely Man" jam while this video played on the 500' jumbotron. Epic. I was there.

@BootHillBossanova:

Oh shit. Pat's on the loose in KY!

Embedding embiggens us all.

I'm sure, by some twisted male logic, he felt he was somehow honoring his wife's beauty by cheating on her with someone less attractive.

Simple. They can make more money claiming them as a loss than if they sold them used. Can't sell them after that, so they have to destroy them.