@Kemperboyd: We knew we were going to have multiple cats so I tried to plan it out as best as I could. We only have one male and the rest we got when they were each kittens. Bringing in a new cat as a kitten helps with the territory issues. Also, every kitten we got ended up adopting one of the older female kitties as…

What scares me is that I find myself siding strongly with the people in the episodes where they're hoarding cats.

@regazza.di.lupo: I found this out the hard way when one of my hamsters started to get a bad skin reaction to the food she was eating. I thought I was buying the 'healthier' food, but upon checking the ingredients I saw there was a bit of added sweetners. It was nearly impossible to wean her off of the store bought…

@Phintastic: He's the Tiger Woods of homeless crackhead/pimps.

@Rusty Shackleford: You're outta touch.

He must not be a great MMA fighter because his ears are too high up on his head and his eyes aren't close enough. Dude needs to drop a chromosome or two.

How appropriate that this guy is around to do the voiceover for that run...

@HotDirtyDan: Those are the tubes that shoot out streamers and glitter confetti. Duh.

@Engineer - Think James May but not quite as witty, well paid, or British.: Sadly it's pretty hard to find people messed up enough in the head to want to become cops, so they tend to try and keep them around if they can. Also, you fire some cops and you probably don't get to hire some more to replace them.

Of course, it was the sheriff's department doing the beatdown. They must have been getting bored driving around aimlessly all day with their thumbs up their asses. The traffiic cop, sorry state trooper, only saw missing dollar signs until he realized he could take a shit on the sheriff's department.

@mytdawg: 5. Don't get caught.

Sad times. I remember taking a field trip to the NUMMI plant in Fremont when I was in high school to see how cars were built in America. Here's to my kids taking the same field trip to see how the next generation of cars are being hatched by Tesla Motors here in the USA.

Can someone at least give him a jacket that doesn't make him blend in with the side of the road? Aside from the safety hazard, he has to be losing out on potential benefactors who zoom by without even noticing him.

@magnets: wow, thanks for reminding me it's been a while since I went there!

@daisyhalfwit: Despair? The only time I feel bad after reading the New Yorker is when I realize I forgot to restock the toilet paper.

I'll have to remember to scan the bylines before I read a single word. I just don't know what I would do if I unwittingly contributed to this atrocity.

Found him. Do I win something?

Here, I made it a little more clear. He's hard to find sometimes...

Ironically, a nice massage would be just the thing to take his mind off something like this.

Ah yes, the notorious Guy Narcs strikes again. Just don't pronounce his first name like "Ray".