BootHillBossanova
BootHillBossanova
BootHillBossanova

My wife will be conveniently 38 weeks pregnant next week. We're using that as our excuse to avoid driving 1hr to eat bland food and hang around her super-fundamentalist family.

@wjbean: You must be fun at parties/bars.

@shengokai: My wife asks when someone will do something about this. I tell her that the second some CEO, or congressman's, daughter gets molested you will probably see some change. Thankfully there will be millions of family members flying this holiday season. Many of these will be the same who wonder what all of the

@ClueHeywood: Someone wind him up so he can shoot his free throws...

It was reported that Parker was also fucking Brent Barry's side-ho's.

The bureaucracy has already been established; money allocated; contracts signed. There is no way this is going away because there is too much money just sitting there for the taking. It has as little to do with actual security than invading Iraq had to do with creating 'freedom'.

Gotta love Bloatoshop....

@BlackYoshi: Agreed. There are at least a hundred times more civilans in an airport than TSA agents at any given time. Yet, we all just move along in a daze because we assume the shlubs in the dark blue shirts with their shiny badges somehow have everything under control.

@FrankenPC: Sadly, yes. We'll just have to wait for someone important to get harassed/groped/threatened by the TSA for anyone in power to give a shit.

@iain010100: Mongoloid would be the apt term for the TSA agents operating these machines....

Fanook means....

@BootHillBossanova: Damn, someone beat me to the punchline. Miami fans probably stand a better chance of getting fucked by Burrell than the Heat at this point in the season. The season is young, however...

Fan Up means: Who wants to fuck Pat Burrell?

Maybe you should care just a little bit more about the old ticker. Just sayin.

@commander_k: I ususally fly on Alaska and started going through the new terminal this past summer. I flew out last month and they were still having people go through the metal detectors. I'll have to nose around and see if they changed it before I go down there again. Flippin scary....

@commander_k: Oh really? I try to keep my eyes open whenever I go through the security line to see if they have them. Must keep them well hidden.

@funkychunky: I'm with you. I have to travel from PDX to SJC once a month for work. They don't have the scanners at either airport as of yet, but when they do I'm just going to get a rental and make the drive. It will add another 12 hrs of travel time, but I'm fine with that as a trade-off for my dignity. Another