@WilliamTheFifth: Yes. I drive by their office in Sunnyvale every morning and I still can't read their sign any other way. Who is their CEO? Dr. Evil?

Um, I would have been, "No, I want the ticket." and challenge it in court. I would love to see the look on the officer's face, and the reaction of the courtroom when they rolled the footage of the traffic stop.

You're a bit SOL if the culprit is wearing a hat that covers their ears or has long hair.

That took a lot of ball(s).

Dammit, Timmy, get your little ass back in the van! I'm your daddy now!

@BootHillBossanova: Can't believe I used to like these guys...

@RedNed: Shannon Sharpe'ed

There are few 'big name' (for Portland) clubs in Old Town, but a majority are dive-y titty bars along the seedy 82nd Ave. which bisects Southeast Portland. Lots of prostitutes hard at work there as well. If you feel like venturing south a little bit, there some smaller clubs along Hwy 99/MacLoughlin as you head toward…

@alula: I wish we could retire the phrase "raising awareness". It's become just another empty buzzword people use as a placeholder for actually doing something.

@Jack Edward's Hair Piece: I dunno, but he kinda fucked his team against the Rangers.

I wonder if Jammie pronounces Kazaa, "Kazay".

@BootHillBossanova: pool cleaner that used to come to my house when I was a kid. Sorry, got cut off.

Garnett looks like a poo

Am I the only one who finds it a bit ironic that Tennis' logic (abused men = insane = will beat and rape a woman) sounds a lot like what an abusive mother might communicate to her son (girls = insane = will hurt you)?

Simple: My mom kinda f'd me up and I'm working on it. I think most women are smart enough to fill in the blanks.

I was stuck at a Ruby Tuesday's at my local airport waiting for my flight and all they had on the TV was CFL. I think I know what Nic Cage was watching in 8mm.

@tastes_like_burning: Get fucked up and read High Times!

@tastes_like_burning: Get fucked up and read High Times!