You should get some fancy paper and a nice pen then sit his ass down and make him rewrite. Even if you were able to get into the discs it wouldn't be as nice looking as a print out.

That's true and I totally agree, although I find they're not often well balanced. In most places if you order a "small bites plate" it's like a 1 person appetizer as opposed to an entree for one. Sometimes I run across the 1/2 sized stuff, but it's usually in the form of salads. Hey, I like meat man! Bring me a…

Crazy right? I think she thinks butter is seasoning.

You're likely right - I have never actually cooked anything from her. I just figured if butter is good enough for the French this must be amazing. Also, photos look amazing. It's really too easy to sell me a photo that looks like it's development process included a cheese bath.

Does this mean some lady is going to come to my house and speak southern to me while cooking me delicious things? *drools*

I said in another response that I workout 5+ times a week to enable me to be the glutton I really am. here's to beating the odds!! Im'ma live forever and eat all the things!!

Technically, no, I do not want smaller portions because for a $10 burrito bowl, I better get a shit ton of food. I eat it over two meals though… or if it's dinner, usually dinner then second stand-in-front-of-the-fidge-omgyAASS-2nd dinner. But then again I workout 5+ times a week so I can eat the amount of food I like…

Death by butter has to be one of the tastiest and happiest ways to go. How do I request this treatment?

Death by butter has to be one of the tastiest and happiest ways to go. How do I request this treatment?

I felt the same as a few others about Radner and Farley, that it felt wrong somehow or didn't live up to what it should have been.

I felt the same about Radner and Farley, that it felt wrong somehow or didn't live up to what it should have been.

I felt the same about Radner and Farley, that it felt wrong somehow or didn't live up to what it should have been.

Isn't it some kind of illegal to do that to an employee?

Pee. Pee Everywhere.

Can someone explain what the bottom horizontal strap is for? Butt Booster? Thing that keeps the "skirt" from flying up? It looks like it would be really uncomfortable to sit on and walk around with strapping your butt cheeks closed.

I read this like this:

To be fair, I scowl and never smile to people. I spend most of my time in public rolling my eyes and seething raw hatred and venom (quietly) for the human race. 14 YEARS of combined technical support, food service, and retail have changed me from a sarcastic jaded person into someone who has little regard for anyone…

You found the right audience then! I was imagining a bunch of people who know it's going to end badly for them, but also know that you give the best stuff… maniacal. :)

Do people open cards from you anymore? Or, do you always pair it with a really great gift card/cash and the temptation is irresistible?

Change writing to painting/drawing and that's meeee. Haha. Also still waiting for the change into a Goddess.