Before I vote yes or no, I need to know how far each of these gentlemen can punt a football.

"Milk was a bad choice" will always get me laughing. As will killing a man with a trident.

Burgundy: "This just in, Winston has decided to leave FSU to pursue a career as a rapper...No, I'm sorry that should have read 'raper.'"

I'd actually prefer that you guys don't reveal who you bought the vote from, it'll enrage all the whiners. Not to mention y'all could buy a few more votes every year until the majority of votes are decided through your website. A win-win for Deadspin!

actually the phrase is "You got Hawked". As in you got hawked down.

Because they think Nissan is more credible as far as picking something historically important than Deadspin.

I'm imagining the whole voting process to look like this:

A lot of FSU fans have been making signs that say "HEI5MAN"

Or we could just line up all the candidates, see how far each can punt a football, and voted based on that.

If I know Deadspin commenters like I think I know Deadspin commenters, the best course of action would be to use our power to rename it the National Baseball Hall & Oates of Fame.

He's clearly pointing out that a smart women will let her significant other drive so that if/when they go off the road and total the car it will be his insurance that will skyrocket and not the women's. He's a caring guy.

I will give thanks to the cornucopia of riches that will spring forth on a cross-post to Jezebel.

Still better than this.

Now how about an ESPN that doesn't mention New York City or Boston at all?!

I was in the stands and in the split second the ball was in the air, the UGA fan next to me screamed "BALLGAME" in my face. And he was right.

If liking Duke is wrong, I don't want to be white.

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody fumble on the goal line like you have tiny arms like a dinosaur.

I don't mean to be rude, but I'm pretty sure that's just Grambling State's bus getting into Pine Bluff today.

Nobody is the next anybody, they're the first themselves. Stop calling people the next somebody.