O'BOYLE [breaks the] RULES!

I suppose it's coincidence they already had a Lamb ready to sacrifice?

The fact that college athletes refer to themselves as slaves is evidence that they are not properly educated on what it actually meant to be a slave.

Not going until they replace hockey sticks with lightsabers.

You're absolutely right, but my point here is that the law is ill conceived, and what he actually did to get fired on a societal harm barometer is far less than what normal coaches to every day.

not played the sport you love

We all know Mariners - Padres would be the biggest World Series ratings dumpster fire of all time.

She says she cares about her life, yet she's a political science major. Have fun working at Applebee's, sweetheart.

Didn't you read the article. The kid only has a right.

to be fair all white people do look alike

This isn't a joke, and I apologize, but Thad Castle from Blue Mountain State needed to be recognized.

Absolutely one of the greatest posts in Deadspin history. Screw the Cardinals and their hypocrisy.

Nailed it. I'm buying somebody a beer at Ferg's.

Tropicana Field is anything but centrally located in downtown St. Pete, which is about and hour and a half to 2 hour drive between the hours 5:00 pm to 8:00 because of the massive bridge congestion from Tampa and the surrounding cities, where the majority of the draw comes from. If you get off work at 5:00 o clock,…

The Rays have the fifth-highest TV viewership in all of MLB. They have plenty of fans, just not very many fans who are able/willing to attend games at Tropicana Field.

who listens to Mike & Mike ?!?!?!

Aubrey Plaza is not bad, but Rashida Jones is better.

Elite Eight, all conference champs (sorry Notre Dame & BYU). Done and done.

Good choice, but I'll stick with Johnny Drama.