Jordan did it better...

"Dammit Treon! How do you get fired on your day off?"

"The NFL is a copcat league." - Every Play-by-play Announcer

Hunting? (Remember, they never attack from the front.)

You sure that's not just a yellow sale tag on a Rose jersey?

Mia San Mia

I know he's a goalie, but why is Manuel Neuer never mentioned in the conversation for best player in the world? He's won everything possible and is irreplaceable for his clubs.

Looks like the Swiss... are stuck in neutral.

....and Lehigh gets in on the action.

This...never gets old.

Go Bayern! Mia san mia! (I might be the only Bayern fan in Florida.)

As a Gator, when does basketball season start?

2 Pick 6's and a fumble return?

Mia San Mia... Bitches.

Valar Morghulis Carter

So, no mention of the CURRENT World Champion's (and Treble winner) acquisition of Barca's best young player, Thiago Alcantara? You do realize that if Bayern keeps their current roster, with the additions of Goetze and Alcantara, everyone else is just playing for runner-up medals. And that's before you add in the fact…

Screw that! I'm gonna sell my Hernandez jerseys. Doesn't the "Patriot Way" consist of them taking in something considered "useless", running it through their "system" and then selling it a season or two later to make a profit? Expect to see all these returned jerseys on ebay in the next year.

The #1 Beer of Bucknell University!

Every player in this draft should have a "chip on their shoulder". Nobody wants these players, just something to do on a Thursday night.