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Apologies, y'all, I'm just

You mean, coaching basketball and LOOKING GORGEOUS:

"Look, Scalito - if you're going to infringe on voting rights, could you at least not infringe on my personal space? Or do you intend to eminient domain that as well?"

Y'all don't even DESERVE the awesomeness. Ms. Ginsburg says: talk to the hand.

Thanks! I hope your summer is amazing, too. I live in SoCal, so summer at the pool is like the law, right?

I am soooo excited for summer. I plan to kick it by the pool and sleep in late every damned day until I have to return back to work (teacher, so I get 10 weeks off).

Wealth gap? What wealth gap?

The one where Eric is stalking Topanga and dressing in different costumes. I always stop whatever I'm doing to get into it.

Our little buddy had too much fun at our wedding. He's a pretty big party animal, if you can't tell.

groupthink is down, so here's today's doggy pic

It's Starbucks (typically), but since they can't show the logo, they put it in the sippy cup. At least that was the deal when I worked on the show.

Ah yes, let's "allow" the woman to have a completely unnecessary, open cavity surgical procedure, instead of a safe abortion. THAT makes sense. :|

I get upset whenever stories like this are posted ... because it brings everyone out of the woodwork, saying things like "I hate LA, god it's such a cesspool." "Oh my god, I prefer (insert hometown here) over LA anyday. Everyone there is so fake and blah, blah, blah."

Yup, pretty much. Whenever she wants to shut me up, my girlfriend (who I started dating a year and a half after this incident, and who I told about it for some goddamn reason) will say "whatever, cousin-fucker." At that point, there's really nothing I can say to that.

I have another one that I didn't share here that's WAY worse, and that my friends/girlfriend will NEVER let me live down — I just declined to put it there because it's, well...let's just say I'm not entirely blameless in that instance.

No, permanently. He wore a cape, had a coke pinkie, and referred to himself as freaking "Fortuna."

this dude faked going down on me once... did he think i wouldnt notice? i was so confused/appalled/horrified.

The one who would say, "Waaaaazzzzzzzuuuuupppppp!!!!" in reference to his erection before sex. Could only handle that a couple of times before showing him the door.

Seriously, right? I bet Bjork and the ghosts of some Vikings just wish the byproduct away!

I want to congratulate Eva Longoria on her masters. Way to go! As a fellow CSU alum (Sonoma State), I know we don't get the same love as the UC grads. But the CSU's have some awesome programs and graduates. I think it's pretty darn cool that Eva got her masters from Northridge. She probably could have very easily gone