Why children and vagina's of course.

Heh, I'll see if I can find any more of them that aren't on FB.
Thats really the best one we have of them. :)

Car rides for doggies who love car rides! No car rides for doggies who unexpectedly fear-diarrhea on my cloth seats (but I still love him)!

Yay!

PUPPY ISLAND.

I want to become rich enough to buy my own island (or have one created) and fill it with kind dog-adopters and we will adopt all of the suffering dogs of the world. And every single restaurant/store will be dog friendly. And there will be so many dog parks! And the electricity will be powered by dog poop! And! And!…

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So Amanda Seyfried really is Lily Kane.

I was the puppy when I saw this. The cat was my roommate.

Oh thank god. I fully planned on taking my (future, imaginary, will probably never exist) 16 year old daughter to a gyno and getting one thrown in her.*

THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS!! (It's my birthday today)

"Because heels are a male invention designed to make women's butt look smaller... and to make it harder for them to run away."

Apparently, Rolling Stone has named him one of the "25 Funniest People on Twitter."

When Harry Met Sally is class. Anyone who doesn't like this film is a bit broken. Sorry but you are. It cannot be put into the same drawer as a third rate Jessica Alba vehicle without any jokes or invention. Horrid-voice-over-man, you wrong.

Friends, people who live in Rome, Jezebelles and Jezefellas, lend me your wallets!

If Melissa Jone Heart wants my money then she better do an updated verison of Clarrisa Explains it All.

And here's my pup, Spaghetti!

Here's my puppy!

Yeah, I'm with you.

Could anyone else use some puppy pictures at this point in the day?