My boyfriend and I refer to it as "American Apparel Trafficking Victim Chic".

I am so thankful for the Todd Wilkins reference!

Isn't the baby enough of a souvenir?

"Would a black Southerner approve of lines like 'If you forget my gold chains/I'll forget the iron chains'?"

Dear World,

It's a chocolate spread monopoly. He who controls the Nutella, controls the universe.

"This is bullshit. BRING ME PICARD!"

LL Cool J, this is the opposite of doing it, and doing it well.